Archive for April, 2008

Aussie Guys Rock! lol

Ahhhh, I am sooooo soooooo soooooo tired!!! I went to whistler, then spent yesterday shooting i the city on the way back home :)  I met a super hot, super hung young adorable Aussie Guy and we did a few shoots together!  Damn I like them young and hung!  We even had a little quickie off camera.  He gave me his number and we are going to hook up next weekend for some private sex! He totally gets off on the 2 guys one girl thing and really wants to fuck me with my husband! Heaven….I’m in Heaven….yummmmmmmmmy!

Well I drive thru the night and I am so done! I am off to bed! I will tty later!

xox Joy

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Whistler, Shreddies and BlowJobs!

Hey…so here’s some pix proving I really am a dork! lol! A sexy dork….but a dork! I’m posting bc I am headed to Whistler for the weekend, got a super cheap deal on accom and lift so I’m going up with a couple friends and the hubby :)

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I’ll bring my laptop so no worries, I’m here for u bebe!After a sleepy morning I got up and had a bowl of shreddies….I freakin’ LOVE shreddies, its my #1 breakfast food. I mean, seriously, YUM! That and french toast. But I am too lazy to make french toast. So I eat Shreddies. End of Story. Do u like the commercials for the “new” diamond shaped shreddies? I think they are much tastier than the old square shreddies. After shreddies, as I was chillin’ on the couch with my big ass mug full of Starbucks Breakfast Blend (also a morning must have or SUPER BITCH lol). I was just sitting there, minding my own business when suddenly, I had about 9 1/2 inches of cock in my face. Nice. He always does that. Just plops his cock in my face as if to say, “here it is, suck it, i have morning rod!! I’m so proud!!”. So annoying. I’m supposed to admire it, suck it, swallow his load, then wash it down with a spoonful of Shreddies. That would make an awesome cereal commercial. So…I did….and yeah, he is spoiled. lmao.

I have to go wash my hair…did I tell u I got this wicked new shower massager?? Well I have been washing myself alot I have to report that I am very, very clean.

Bubbeye.

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Morning Masturbation and Highway Sex :)

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Heyyyyy!!! My god my legs are sooooo sore, I did my last long run b4 the half and it hurt! 2 weeks to go, yay!! Just got back from spending the weekend with the ‘rents. It was my moms birthday so we did the whole dinner thing. I made a cake and it was actually edible! lol! There is hope for me yet!!

It was pretty much a weekend of no sex :( Which totally sux! I mean, I cant get off knowing my parents are in the same house, lol! So, when we left and were driving on the highway, I was rubbing Kai’s cock and he was hard instantly. He pushed the seat back andI sucked his cock for a bit, which is really fun but kinda awkward when ur driving! We pulled off on a remote highway exit and had a little fun. He picked me up and dropped my ass on the hood, then spread my legs, pulled my panties aside, and licked my wet gash until I came! I layed back, arching my back on the hood of the car, and he pulled my body so my ass was in his hands. He fucked me fast and hard, pulling my hips toward him as he came, a big cream-pie :) I didnt cum again and was still super horny so I played with my clit on the way back home and came twice more!

I need a new pocket rocket! Mine is d-e-a-d *tear* I have had it in the shower too many times, usually bc when I wake up in the morning my husband has already left for work. This morning I made myself cum with it, but it kept going RRRRrrrrrr*nothing*RRRRrrrrrrr Grrrr! lol!! I think about the nastiest things when I masturbate. This morning i was fantasizing about riding a hot young guy reverse cowgirl (like on a couch), with his cock in my hot tight ass and my legs spread! Spread so that another hot young guy can eat my pussy, finger fuck me, and then fuck my pussy at the same time! DP! yay!! And he’s be facing my so he could be kissing me deep, with my titties in his hands….awwww, damn, lol….I need a new pocket rocket!!!!!!!

K, bebe, I’m off g2g, busy busy busy day!

xox Joy

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Sucks to be me…

I’m a spoiled girl 4 shuuuurrreeeee…just found this pic :)

xox Joy

 

 

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Its wayyyy too early….lol…

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This would be great inside a card huh…”wish u were here”….send it to the Mrs… :)

Its like 4 am, and i couldnt sleep. I am a total type A personality…when i wake up in the middle of the night i can never get back to sleep because i start thinking about all the things i want to do later that day. Then my tummy starts rumbling, and I think of all the things i want to eat later that day! So, here i am, surfing porn and editing pix after a bowl of oatmeal (my fave with babanas and walnuts….yummy!!) and a huge mug of breakfast blend :) I have so much fun stuff happening this month and i’m psyched…i have a few shoots planned too!

One is a glamour shoot with a photographer in town who specializes in Pin-up style and Fetish style photography…She’d really big in the fetish/alternative community and really awesome to work with. And pretty HOT, as in suicide girl hot, u know, the emo site with the hot chix? She reminds me of a blonde version of that chick from LA ink. Anyways…then I have a full day hardcore shoot booked all day on the saturday before my marathon….yes, I decided to do the full. ouch. I am actually going to take some pix in my running stuff with my number on for all of u who think I am full of poop! Porn chix can be athletes too ya know! I obviously need to take more pix just out and about, which leads me to another topic that kept me awake: SHOPPING! lol!

I am looking for an HD video camera and a tiny camera i can carry with me during the summer to events to take pix for blogging and of other girls..a new, kinda voyeuristic, kinda stalkerish hobby, haha! See, gurls can get away with more in public than guys can! :) HD vid cam’s are soo complicated, cant decide on what kind, hard-drive or not, blah blah blah…uh. Its a process i think…then its the softward to edit the vid…and my pc requirements…u get it.

My laptop is also behaving badly, which means a trip to the computer tech. What’s it gonna be this time, the greasy older guy or the pimple-faced kid with the perma-grin every time he sees me :) I think its like some kind of Pavlovian response..he sees me (and yeah im hot but, haha, jk…) and his simple mind relates my presence to HOT FREE HARDCORE PORN. Yup…i know they both go thru my computers when i have to bring them in bc they always keep them for a few days extra and give me this goofy, smooshy smile when I cum back, like love struck teens. I know what screwed up my computer in the first place, its those virus infected free sites… God, I hope they wash their hands….what can i safely clean my screen with anyway??

Oh, hey, I met this guy…he’s super cute, but i think he’s a good guy, looking for a wife. Well, i’m already married, but if he wants to play, I’m in! He’s maybe 45, and I find the older guys just as hot as the young ones sometimes! I just have to make sure he’s not into my single and dating girlfriend yet..girls get so pissy about that! And the hubby is away for 2 more sleeps…he’s still mad about the hot university student from AZ.

Okay, its 4:39. This is ridiculous…. :) I’m horny…

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What EvaHHH!!

Hey u! So…Mr so-called Perfect isnt talking to me for some reason…u know, the hot university student from AZ. I’m kinda sad but I guess i g2 say WHAT EVAHHH! Maybe he found the site or found out i’m married (just forgot to mention that, u know…whoops, totally slipped my mind…) But its still sucky…I told him I was an adult “actress” and WAS there for a porn convention after all!!  Poor Joy….though I got over it quite quick on the slopes today :) Its the last day of the season at the local mountain, and it was a phenomenal day! Yeah…I pretty much rocked out there…and dropped a 7. Yeah, I’m dreaming, lol!! But, the sun was shining, and the apres rocked with a little vodka and redbull :) Just hanging out and being able to ride in nothing but a tiny tank top and my snowboarding pants is SO freakin’ sweet! Also planning a trip to Whistler (where there’s mountain op’s until mid or end of may…) so the season isnt done entirely! There’s hope for me yet!

Got a 2:30 run tomorrow at 10 am but going out with the girls for a bit tonite anyways…still have to live my life, right? I am going to need a serious rub down tomorrow afternoon tho’ Gonna get dressed all sexy…

luv, Joy

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Snow!?!?

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Ok, seriously!? I woke up this morning and there was snow on the ground…its supposed to be spring, lol!  I took my roggie for a walk, and wanted to share this pic.  Have a great day!

xox Joy

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Girls Gone Wild :)

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Hey!! Okay, okay, okay!! lol! I have to finish this! So, like I said, the day was pretty lazy…Janessa and I did do this freaking sweet set by the pool tho, again, loving the attention :) We were all over the place licking each others pussies and totally getting off. At one point the porn stars Penny Flame and Lexi Belle were standing off to the side just chillin’ and watchin’. I LOVE Penny Flame, she is my dream girl! So it was awesome she was there beside us when we were shooting! Anyways, when we were just collecting all our stuff that was everywhere, like lube, toys, panties (hehe!) this girl comes up to us with this guy. She was pretty damn cute! Get this, she had in her hands: lube, a bikini, a dildo, and her ID. And she’s like, “Can I shoot with u?” I was like, Hell YEAH! She is the little miss above in the photo…very cute in an Avril Lavigne sort of way, very sexual. Once we molested her, we jumped into the pool and did some pix there. It was awesome…*sigh*…I love horny gurls!

So, the day went by ridiculously quick…and I didnt sleep bc I didnt want to miss anything! Once night came, I got babed out to meet my new little hottie at this club where, like i said, the girls gone wild crew was going to be. Free alcohol (never a good thing! ha!) lots of super hot chix and, of course, lotsa super horny guys. So, basically, the PERFECT place :) I wore this tiny little silver top that showed off lotsa cleavage, really low, tight, cropped jeans, cute high heels…Once we got into the club, it was craaaazzzzzyyyyyy, totally packed, girlies dancing on little stripper stages, metal cages, the bar…anything the little ho’s could shake their asses on…yummy!! And, yeah, i have to admit, I did alot of booty shaking too. I had friends all over the place so we just all hung out, danced, drank a little too much, took pix, danced some more….Later in the evening I met “him” (who I will call mp) outside of the club and smuggled him into the private party with a smile and a jacked pass from the convention. It was a private party, after all :) He was so cute bc he was like, in AWE of the party…and the girls! I totally got off on him getting off on watching the Girls Gone Wild crew film chix showing their titties. Who knew it was so easy to get girls naked! :P He was like, innocent, but not so innocent…made me realize how I am spoiled I am. We stayed until late then headed back to the hotel….We both knew exactly what was cumming, and were all over each other as soon as we got in the cab…he had my jeans undone, one finger in my pussy and we were kissing deep and hard in the elevator! I swear I could have cum right then and there… As soon as we got to my room he tore my clothes off, and I dropped down to my knees, undid his jeans, and popped his fat cock right into my mouth…he tasted so delicious, I just couldnt get enuff! After sliding my lips pursed lips over his shaft, licking his balls, digging my nails into his ass and pulling his hips toward me to take every inch, he popped! But not a full load, just a little taste of pre-cum to tease me:) It was too much…I stood up, and kissed him deep with a little cum still on my lips. He fumbled for the condom and I put it on with my mouth…dunno if u have seen me do that but I’m really good at it! Condoms suck, and I wanted him bareback..so….after a few plastic covered thrusts :( doggie style I pulled his cock out of my pussy, ripped off the condom, and he fucked me SO hard from behind that it hurt! It was awesome to have him inside me, and even tho’ I was a bad bad bad bad girl I dont regret it! After a little more sucking he sat on a chair by the window and I rode him reverse cow girl…I came hard rubbing my clit and twirling my ass while bobbing my pussy up and down in his lap. After I came, and I could tell he was close, I rode him again, this time facing him. We kissed deep, he held my ass cheeks in his hands, controlling how hard and fast I took him…everytime I came close to cumming he would kiss me and hold my ass so my pussy lips were just above the head of his cock, so he was not quite inside me and I couldnt totally go off. Such a little tease! Soon, we were both totally ready, I came and he came, deep inside my pussy. A JUICY cream-pie from a hot, young, hung university boy. Could it get ANY better??? Umm, NO! ha!

After we came we just cuddled until the sun came up (ew, yeah, there is that word u all cringe at haha). We eventually fell asleep, and didnt wake up until my roomies came in, which was probably around 7 or so bc it was already hot and sunny in the room. He left (it was pretty funny watching him get dressed in front of my friend Lance bc his clothes were all over the room and he was kinda embarrassed. Ah, I should have thrown Lance into the mix, haha! jk :)

Anyways, he left, I didnt sleep, and eventually had to pack up, clean up myself and the room, and check-out to head home…I grabbed a latte in the courtyard and blogged (which is where this story began), then caught a cab to the airport. I was sad :( I had so much fun I’m already counting the sleeps till next year!!

xox Joy

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Hey Sunshine!

I’m home…barely in one piece, but I am home!! lol!!

The trip back was brutal, and Im sure it had alot to do with the fact I slept maybe 4 hours in 2 days and then had a long trip back home!  I guess I left you at the day before the last day of the convention, waking up in the arms of a sweet young hottie when the sun came up out by the pool :P  After he left I headed back up to my room and jumped into the shower…when I got out my gf Janessa said, “wow hun, ur up early!” and I was like, “Baby, I just got home!”  I told them all about my night, they had phoned to check up on me a couple times so they kinda knew where I was, and they were laughing at what a suck I was being.  I was sharing a bed during the convention with my friend Lance Strong, and when I came back into the room his tight little ass over the covers…on MY side of the bed! lol! Ew! ha! Jk….When I was bragging about how many times he ate me out and I got off Lance said, “Well I came 8 times…on your side of the bed!!”  I didnt think that was as funny as he did lol!  I smacked him a few times with my pillow but unfortunately he maintained consciousness!

So I obviously woke everyone up and then was feeling pretty perky myself, still warm inside from an awesome night.  We decided to grab some breakfast and head to the pool area.  I laughed when I got there bc the sad little fruit basket that hottie and I jacked from the buffet the night before was still over by the hot tub.  Janessa, Lance, Buck and I chilled out on the couches and jumped into the pool naked, floating around on beach balls and being silly.  Soon there were more people around, and I realized that there would be no sleep for me, ha!  The sun got hotter and hotter, another stunning Arizona day!  Eventually I went back to the room alone…I lied down on the bed, thinking about the night before and his beautiful, thick shaft…and slowly started to touch myself.  I felt my breasts, my pussy lips that were slightly swollen from all the oral sex, my clit was like a little bump and I started to spread myself gently, finger fucking my pussy just as he had…I was thinking about how amazing it would have been to take him bare, for him to cum inside me and leave me all wet.  I came close to cumming a few times before I finally let the waves of pleasure rush thru my body, arching my back on the bed, head back, mouth open…I cuddled up in the blankets but was still unable to sleep…

The day was spent lazing by the pool, there were a few parties, lots of flirting and mingling.  I couldnt wait until the night, when I knew I’d see him again :O)  It was the final party after all, and the Girls Gone Wild crew was going to be there.  They were actually throwing the party, so free alcohol and so many hot girls I was so excited!  I will have pics of the convention soon that I will share in my site :O) U’ll like them!  At one point when I was walking arund the pool and I walked by this group of about 10 guys, and they all started cheering and clapping…I realized that 2 of the guys were the 2 hotties that were jacking and came, watching me suck mp’s cock the night before in the hot tub!!! Kinda embarrassing…but I did learn that they were straight! :P

The day went by quickly, I didnt sleep…i couldnt dare sleep and miss anything on my last day there! Next I have to tell you about the Girls Gone Wild party, and meeting up with mp again!

xox Joy

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